Knock knock, who's there? Talaga namang isa ito sa mga klase ng pinoy jokes na mabentang mabenta sa mga kabataan at feeling young. Talaga naman kasing nakakaaliw ang mga sagot sa bawat knock knock jokes. Kahit corny man yung ibang jokes, nakakatawa pa rin ito. At dahil pinoy tayo, likas sa atin ang magbato ng mga jokes kaya heto na ang ilan sa mga tagalog knock knock jokes na aking nakalap ngayong 2021.
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight?
(Can you Feel the Love Tonight - Elton John)
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Angono
Angono who?
Angono swing from the chandelieeer
(Chandelier - Sia)
3.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nae nae
Nae nae who?
Nae nae tatay gusto ko tinapay ate kuya gusto ko kape
(Watch me whip / Nae Nae - Silento)
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yemen
Yemen who?
What do Yemen, when you nod your head yes but you wanna say no
(What do you mean - Justin Bieber)
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cabalen
Cabalen who?
Cabalen bilinan ng lola wag uminom ng serbesa
(Laklak - Teeth)
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Matulungin
Matulungin who?
Matulungin when you nod your head yes but you wanna say no
(What do you mean - Justin Bieber)
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
My Thoughts
My thoughts who?
My thoughts, my knees, my shoulder, my head
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Napakakati
Napakakati who?
Napakakati, kuya eddie ang sinapit ng aking buhay
(Napakasakit Kuya Eddie - Roel Cortez)
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lyca
Lyca who?
Lyca virgin, touched from the very first time
(Like a virgin - Madonna)
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Neighbor
Neighbor who?
Neighbor mind, I'll find someone like you
(Someone like you - Adele)
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kesha
Kesha who?
La-kesha sa layaw, la-kesha sa layaw, jeproks
(Laki sa layaw - Mike Hanopol)
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jollibee
Jollibee who?
Why you jollibeeee so rude, don't you know i'm human too
(Rude - Magic!)
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lampara
Lampara who?
Kaibigan lampara...kaibigan lampara
(Kaibigan lang pala - Lilet)
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sana close
Sana close who?
Sana Close is coming to town
(Santa Close is coming to town)
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saging Banana Cue
Saging Banana Cue who?
Akala ko ikaw ay saging, bananacue sa aking pagtingin
(Luha - Aegis)
Sana naman ay nagustuhan niyo ang mga nakalap ko na tagalog knock knock jokes para ngayong 2021. Huwag masyadong seryoso sa buhay, minsan kailangan din nating tumawa para mas gumaan ang ating nararamdaman.
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